I feel pretty.. oh so pretty

I quarantined myself for 24 hours.

Not only did I wake up with a fever blister yesterday that has it's own codice postale but I also came down with a stomach virus that left me on the bathroom floor with such nausea I begged for youthenasia. And then I woke up and found six very red, very itchy mosquitoes bites. On my cheek and neck. Wtf. And I've been scratching myself like a crackhead ever since. So not only do I have Hitler's corresponding white mustache but I also look like a fully fledged flaky-skinned leper. Ugh.

Lucky I have my slowband internet to keep me company, eh?